If one more band "evokes summertime" I'm going to have a conniption. One simply needs to employ ample spring reverb, poorly conceived and executed harmonies atop (or rather astride) mediocre melodies in order to summon the spirit of Apollo, God of the Sun and hazy polaroids.

The sidewalks teem with pedestrian Beach Boys-cum-Joy Division abasements, each in turn sucking life out through the ears leaving behind an empty husk. Enough already.